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What I don't spend on books and classes I spend on booze. Like every classy college girl. Never trashy, but sometimes trashed.
somnambulist:

Photo via Alton Brown.
i think i’d rather take the PAPPY…

Alton Brown = Southern gentleman

somnambulist:

Photo via Alton Brown.

i think i’d rather take the PAPPY

Alton Brown = Southern gentleman

1 year ago
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Okay. This honestly seems like a deliciously bad idea. I read a post somewhere on tumblr that all the players in that particular game ended up passed out and naked. So drink responsibly, don’t drive, and use a condom.

Okay. This honestly seems like a deliciously bad idea. I read a post somewhere on tumblr that all the players in that particular game ended up passed out and naked. So drink responsibly, don’t drive, and use a condom.

1 year ago
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Having a hard day? Friends all gone? Hate Mondays? To much homework? To many papers? Fat, but don’t feel like exercising? Worrying about your future? Skip class, knockoff work early, procrastinate in general… That margarita at the local Mexican eatery is calling your name.

Having a hard day? Friends all gone? Hate Mondays? To much homework? To many papers? Fat, but don’t feel like exercising? Worrying about your future? Skip class, knockoff work early, procrastinate in general… That margarita at the local Mexican eatery is calling your name.

1 year ago
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James Bond Drinking Game

Take a sip when :
* There's a helicopter (one sip for each).
* There's an Explosion (GULP if it destroys something very expensive.)
* Anyone on screen drinks (GULP if it's a Vodka martini.)
* Animals appear on screen (you may want to wave this one if you're watching Octopussy.)
* For every One liner, Innuendo or pun. Funny or otherwise.
* For every Cunning Stunt.
* If a gun is fired (GULP for five or more at once, DOWN if a whole load of
  guns are fired and every single one misses.)

Take a healthy gulp when :
* Bond beds yet another woman (DOUBLE GULP if she has previously tried to kill him.)
* For each Gadget (once per use, includes the ones built into cars and when they're used
  by Q, Q branch technicians or villains.)
* Anyone delights in a gloriously silly name (like Pussy Galore, Goodnight or Onatop...)
* Moneypenny looks at Bond quite obviously in love.
* M tells bond off for something.
* Q tells Bond to pay attention.
* A villain doesn't take a perfectly good oppurtunity to kill Bond once and for all,
   instead choosing to do it in a manner that allows Bonda chance to escape.
* Bond drives a vehicle he has no reason to know how to drive. (like the tank in Goldeneye.
  As if Tank driving is standard training in the Navy...and how did he start it anyway?)
* Anyone says "007" or "Liscense to kill."

Down what you have left in your glass and cheer wildly:
* Anyone says "Shaken not stirred".
* "Bond...James Bond"
* The film's title is mentioned or appears on screen written. 

bond
2 years ago
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thedrunkenmoogle:

Scumm Bar’s Finest Grog (The Secret of Monkey Island Cocktail)
Ingredients:6 Light Wheat beers (I used Bud Light Wheat)3 oz. dark rum (preferably Kraken Rum)3 oz. white rum1 oz. lime juice 
Directions: Grog is meant to be served to a group of pirates, so get some friends for this one.   Pour the six pack into a large enough pot or other container that can hold it.  Add in the 6 oz. of rum and the lime juice.  Stir all ingredients.  Use a small serving cup to distribute ye grog.
Note: Grog was traditionally rum that was diluted with water or a weak beer, served hot or cold.  It wasn’t the tastiest substance, so often ingredients such as sugar, cinnamon, or lime juice were added.  While the grog that Guybrush encountered in The Secret of Monkey Island was a bit more deadly, this grog is sure to not melt through your mug. It will give you the kick a drink made for a pirate should, though.
“To be a pirate, ye must also be a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pig.”
(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.)


Y’argg! It be the magical talk like a pirate day, ye dirty landlubbers.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Scumm Bar’s Finest Grog (The Secret of Monkey Island Cocktail)

Ingredients:
6 Light Wheat beers (I used Bud Light Wheat)
3 oz. dark rum (preferably Kraken Rum)
3 oz. white rum
1 oz. lime juice

Directions: Grog is meant to be served to a group of pirates, so get some friends for this one. Pour the six pack into a large enough pot or other container that can hold it. Add in the 6 oz. of rum and the lime juice. Stir all ingredients. Use a small serving cup to distribute ye grog.

Note: Grog was traditionally rum that was diluted with water or a weak beer, served hot or cold. It wasn’t the tastiest substance, so often ingredients such as sugar, cinnamon, or lime juice were added. While the grog that Guybrush encountered in The Secret of Monkey Island was a bit more deadly, this grog is sure to not melt through your mug. It will give you the kick a drink made for a pirate should, though.

“To be a pirate, ye must also be a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pig.”

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.)

Y’argg! It be the magical talk like a pirate day, ye dirty landlubbers.
2 years ago
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Blossoming Feminist: Cheers, Governor!

lifesbeautifularoundtheworld:

So the roomies and I played Cheers, Governor! last night and by the end of it, we were all so drunk, naked and confused that it was hardly worth playing anymore and we decided to dance in our underwear out on the balcony instead. #GoodCollegeLifeChoices

Anyways, I wanted to see how many numbers I…

Found the post about the previous game post!

(Source: beautyofourbeings)

1 year ago
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This also applies to boozing it up… Don’t feel like you have to put a certain liquor in a drink if you don’t like it. Sure, it may not be classic, but you’ll drink it and that’s what matters. From Dirt Candy.

This also applies to boozing it up… Don’t feel like you have to put a certain liquor in a drink if you don’t like it. Sure, it may not be classic, but you’ll drink it and that’s what matters. From Dirt Candy.

1 year ago
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Fresh Watermelon-vodka Martini

Fresh Watermelon-vodka Martini

1 year ago
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Star Wars Drinking Game

Drink When

Anyone…

Someone has a bad feeling about this
It’s their only hope
Somebody gets choked
A woman other Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)
Somebody’s hand gets cut off
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
There is a tremor in the Force
It’s not someone’s fault
One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
Someone exclaims “No!”
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
Twice if it’s not Han
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies—it counts if they change at the end
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
People kiss
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines
Some ship crashes into something after being hit
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count ‘em)
Boba Fett talks
An entire planet is described as having one climate
C-3P0

C-3PO loses a body part
Twice if he is completely dismembered
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he’s familiar with
Nobody listens to C-3P0’s advice
Twice if he is giving the odds of survival
Chewbacca

If Chewie actually sounds like he’s using words, not just one long howl
If Chewie, a big, dumb ol’ wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
Darth Vader

Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn’t recognize them
Twice if he tries to kill them
You notice something in Vader’s suit that’s more detailed than in the previous episode
The Emperor

The Emperor cackles evilly
The Emperor has foreseen something
The Empire

Tarkin brags about the Death Star
Any officer speaks with a British Accent
Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. “rebel scum”, “insignificant rebellion”, etc.)
Han Solo

Han brags about the Millennium Falcon
Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
Twice if it is Leia
Something doesn’t work on the Falcon
Twice if it’s the hyperdrive
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
Leia

Leia insults somebody
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
Twice if it covers her neck
Three times if she’s almost totally nude
Luke

It is Luke’s destiny
Luke whines
Luke discovers a long-lost relative
Luke fights monsters or savages
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
Luke is upside-down
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
Twice if they speak to each other
Luke’s parentage is Foreshadowed
Luke refuses to take someone’s advice
Luke yells “Artooooo!”
Luke is confused / taken aback
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective (“…Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise”)
R2-D2

R2-D2 gets thrashed
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
Rebel Pilots

A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
Twice if they’re non human (co-pilots count)
A Rebel Pilot says “Nice Shot…”
A Rebel Pilot says “I’ve been hit…”
Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3 movies (besides the main characters) makes an appearance
Twice if he speaks
Stormtroopers

Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they’re aiming
Stormtrooper armor proves useless
Yoda

Yoda uses bad grammar
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie

2 years ago
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polish fire vodka. keeping ceremonial laws, but the moral laws are no longer binding.

polish fire vodka. keeping ceremonial laws, but the moral laws are no longer binding.

2 years ago
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